Monday, 30 November 2009

If it's good enough for James Bond, it's good enough for me.


I'm spending the final day of November reading 'The Short Creek Rustlers' in preparation for my first audio book recording tomorrow!
Things career-wise are definitely on the up and up.
Despite the loss of my agent due to his wanting a change in life style, I have interviews lined up, and am still feeling confident that 'Faithless Bitches' is a great showcase for me...
Speaking of faithless bitches...
www.faithlessbitches.com
Last night's show was absurd...
Like something right out of a Christopher Guest film...
In the front row, there were 2 exceptionally drunk audience members drinking Moet right from the bottle.
Initially, I thought, my kind of people!
But, when they started making out during the show and having full on conversations during scenes, I changed my mind...
I had to get calmed down by a couple cast members, because I was a donkey's hair away from saying something.
During my quick changes backstage, I was trying to find the most positive, constructive, non-reactionary way of saying 'something', and this is what I came up with:
'Excuse me. We are performing for you. For You. Give us some respect or please leave, because you're disturbing the show."
But, I didn't have to do that...
Unlike Wolverine and James Bond...
Ah, well!
But, for those of you who don't know, our lead actress (a 60-something white woman) had an overdose of crazy for breakfast, and has left our director (a 30-something black man) to take over the role.
He is doing a phenomenal job, and despite the initial fears I had, being a 'Waiting for Guffman fan', the show is much better than it ever has been...
But, our director-come-actor said it perfectly, that despite the horrors of dealing with loud audience members, and a row in the audience exploding in a cacophony of 4-letter words, the show was better than it ever has been...
Which is more than I can say for Parker Posey and Christopher Guest...
So good to have a day off today...
Stop procrastinating, Nils... Get to readin' yer book...

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